Ramen SquishyFrom $39.99
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Ramen Squishy
A squishy that looks exactly like a block of instant ramen. Squeeze it, stretch it, and watch it slowly puff back.
From $39.99
- Looks like the real thing. Wavy noodle texture, down to every strand.
- Stretch and squish. Pulls like dough, squashes flat, then slowly puffs back.
- Palm-size. Fits a stocking, a backpack or a desk drawer.
- Toy, not food. No sugar, no mess, no expiry date.
Order within -- to get it before Christmas.
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Description
A squishy toy moulded to look like a dry instant-ramen brick, wavy noodle strands and all. It's soft all the way through: stretch it, squash it in your fist, and it slowly puffs back into shape. Palm-sized, so it fits in a stocking, a backpack or a desk drawer.
What's in the box
- 1 Ramen Squishy
Arrives in a clear display box. Shade may vary slightly from the photos.
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Safety
Returns
Something arrived damaged? Send us a photo and we'll send a replacement free. Unopened items can be returned within 30 days.
See it squish
Squish videos from TikTok. Tap one to watch with sound.
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The squish
Looks crunchy. Feels like dough.
Every noodle strand is moulded in, so it looks like a dry ramen brick straight out of the packet. Then you squeeze it: soft all the way through, it stretches and squashes before slowly puffing back.
- Stretches without tearing
- Slow rise after every squeeze
- Toys, not food
"Is that... ramen?" Squeeze it.
Best seller
One for every stocking.
Nobody wants to share their ramen. The 2-pack saves and ships free.
- 2 squishies for
- Free shipping
For older kids too
The desk fidget that gets questions.
Everyone who walks past asks if it's real. Then they want a squeeze. Good for homework, long calls and the last week before winter break.
- Quiet, so it works in class
- Fits in a pencil case
- Ships in a plain box if you want
Gifting
A gag gift they'll actually keep.
For the friend who lives on instant noodles, Secret Santa, classroom swaps and anyone who collects squishies. Wrap it up and watch them try to work out what it is.
- Arrives ready to wrap
- Gift wrap and a handwritten note available
01Order by
Last day for standard delivery before Christmas.
02Hide it
Arrives in a plain box. Top of the wardrobe works.
03Stuff the stocking
Then wait for someone to ask why there's ramen in it.
Is it ramen? Squeeze it.
Turn the sound on. Stretch it out, squash it down, and let it slowly come back to a perfect noodle brick.
3 squishies, 3 stockingsIt's a toy, not food. Shade may vary slightly from the photos.
Ramen squishy vs. stocking candy
Same stocking. Very different January.
Squishmas
Stocking candy
Still around after Christmas
No sugar rush at 6am
Doubles as a fidget toy
Won't melt by the fireplace
It's not breakfast.
One ramen squishy, one very confused family on Christmas morning.
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Arrives perfect, or we fix it.
30-day promise
If anything arrives damaged, send us a photo and we'll ship a replacement for free. No forms. Changed your mind? Unopened items can be returned within 30 days.
Questions
Can't find it here? Send us a message and a real person will get back to you within a day.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 14 for delivery before Christmas. Most orders arrive in 4–7 business days.
Is it real food?
No. It's a squishy toy moulded to look like a dry instant-ramen brick. Please don't eat it, and keep it away from pets that chew.
How big is it?
About the size of a real instant-noodle brick: palm-sized, so it fits in a stocking, a backpack or a pencil case.
What does it feel like?
Soft all the way through. It stretches like dough, squashes flat in your fist, and slowly puffs back into shape when you let go.
Can I hide it?
Yes. Leave "Ship in a plain box" ticked and it arrives in an unbranded outer box.
What if something arrives damaged?
Send us a photo and we'll send a replacement for free. Unopened items can be returned within 30 days.
Get it before Christmas.
Order before the cutoff for delivery before December 25.
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